Hi Pablo,
I mailed you a 3½" floppy with a breakthrough feature: BUILT‑IN AROMA.
The moment you slide it into the drive, Windows 95 will assume it's lunch and ask:
"Would you like to add olive oil? (Y/N)"
Disk contents:
1) a file named GREENS.TXT with exactly one character: "A"
2) a .BMP with two pixels (one green, one greener)
3) a good‑mood virus that only deletes sadness (works best on FAT16)
If your computer burps, that's normal. It means it's salad‑compatible.
Yours in chlorophyll,
José "Zé das Couves"