FLOPPY DISK THAT SMELLS LIKE GREENS

Hi Pablo,

    I mailed you a 3½" floppy with a breakthrough feature: BUILT‑IN AROMA.
    The moment you slide it into the drive, Windows 95 will assume it's lunch and ask:
    "Would you like to add olive oil? (Y/N)"

    Disk contents:
    1) a file named GREENS.TXT with exactly one character: "A"
    2) a .BMP with two pixels (one green, one greener)
    3) a good‑mood virus that only deletes sadness (works best on FAT16)

    If your computer burps, that's normal. It means it's salad‑compatible.

    Yours in chlorophyll,
    José "Zé das Couves"