GEOCITIES: I SOLD MY NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 3 GIFS

Pablo,

    I live in GeoCities now. Address:
    Hollywood/UnderConstruction/9999

    I traded my entire neighborhood for 3 blinking GIFs and a hit counter that lies.
    I'm happy. The counter says I have 7 billion visitors, which seems reasonable:
    the Pigeon Modem keeps coming in and out just to check for crumbs.

    I ordered an "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" sign for my heart.
    It arrived with a tiny GIF hammer and dial‑up noises in RealAudio.

    Signed with virtual glitter,
    Zé das Couves