AN ASCII KALE WITH DIAL‑UP SADNESS

Pablo,

    As promised, here's my kale in ASCII. It's sad because the dial‑up dropped.

    ( )
    (   )   <- kale
    (  :  )
    (   )
    ( )
    |
    / \

    If you print it and tape it to the wall, it becomes a motivational poster.
    Poster caption: "Breathe. You're not a pop‑up."

    With monospaced tears,
    Zé das Couves