CRITICAL UPDATE: MY LAUGH GOT PATCHED

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Data: 10/10/2001 10:10

De: José "Zé das Couves" <ze_das_couves@cjb.net>

Para: Pablo Murad

Assunto: Critical update: my laugh got patched


Pablo,

    Urgent release: LAUGH 1.0.1 (hotfix).

    Release notes:
    - Fixed a bug that made me laugh at the funeral of bad ideas.
    - Improved performance of "ha" on low‑joy machines.
    - Added uncle‑joke support, but under compatibility mode (reduces collateral damage).

    Known issues:
    - On rainy nights, the laugh attempts to dial sadness and hits a busy signal.
    - Spontaneous giggles may occur when seeing kale in a suit (not your fault).

    If it crashes, reboot with a glass of water and two carefully selected memes.

    Respectfully,
    Zé das Couves (emotional QA)