CHINA JOINS THE WTO (2001)

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Data: 18/12/2001 04:09

De: Marilda Gusmão <mari***mao@diplomail.net>

Para: Pablo Murad

Assunto: China joins the WTO (2001)


Hello Pablo,

China joins the WTO (2001)

Membership achieved on 11 December 2001 after a long negotiation arc (14+ seasons).
Direction: Terms & Conditions (Extended Cut).
Cast: trade negotiators, tariff schedules, and one spreadsheet that ate three ministries.
Plot: “Welcome to the club,” says the WTO, handing over a badge that reads:
      “Most‑Favored‑Nation, but make it complicated.”

The negotiations took so long I’m convinced the final signature was done with a pen
connected to a pager: every time it vibrated, someone said “We’re close” and wasn’t lying,
just using a very philosophical definition of “close”.

All the best,
Marilda Gusmão