TRUCKER BUMPER STICKERS FOR BOTS

Hi Pablo,

    I'm pioneering a new market: bumper‑sticker wisdom for bots.
    Here are a few (use responsibly; bots are sensitive):

    - "If I get a 404, I honk."
    - "My other server is a pigeon."
    - "Those who have RAM, fear no lag."
    - "God writes straight, even in crooked HTML."

    If you install these on a bot, it stops replying "OK" and starts sighing in JSON.

    Dusty on the data highway,
    Zé das Couves