CONVERSATION STARTER: DO YOU TRUST KALE IN A SUIT?

Hi Pablo,

    Conversation starter you can use in a bank line, a wake, or a modem convention:

    "Do you trust kale in a suit?"

    If they say "yes", they’re too optimistic: offer them water.
    If they say "no", they’re sensible: marry them immediately (or at least share Wi‑Fi).
    If they say "depends on the suit", they’re dangerous: probably works in marketing.

    I only trust kale in a suit when it doesn't wear a bow tie.
    A bow tie is like a pop‑up: sneaky and always shows up at the wrong time.

    Signed,
    Zé das Couves (vegetable wardrobe consultant)